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Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research |
Advancing in the general direction of bona fide science since last Tuesday. | |
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| Located in Traverse City, Michigan, the Bonkers Institute in no way resembles the building pictured above. | |
At the Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research, we specialize in:Psychiatry, psychology, biopsychiatry, biopsychology, psychobiology, psychopharmacology, neuropsychiatric behavioral pathology, biochemical transmission reuptake inhibition, magnetic resonance image exhibition, clinical cohort victim randomization, reliably verifiable albeit statistically invalid diagnostic replication, cerebral gray matter sonographic meta-analysis, amplified materialistic reductive bio-determinism, applied remedial medical iatrogenics, placebo-induced chemical dependence and addictive substance abuse disorder treatment, asymptomatic depression screening, therapeutic intoxication... and much, much more. |
Utilization of Placebo Rat Poison in Controlled Clinical Trials
Chemical Imbalance Not Otherwise Specified: Useful Diagnostic Category?
Side Effects Made Simple: Shopper's Guide to 22 Worthless Drugs
Therapeutic Efficacy of Cash in the Treatment of Anxiety and Depression
Breaking News:New York Times exposes huge Medicaid scandalThe NY Times quotes a mysterious mental health advocate in Michigan named Ben Hansen, who obtained documents proving that drugmaker Eli Lilly has duped states into promoting costly and harmful psychiatric drugs like Zyprexa, Strattera and Cymbalta.
Who is Ben Hansen and where is he coming from? |