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Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research |
Advancing in the direction of bona fide medical science since last Tuesday. | |
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|   Located in Traverse City, Michigan, the Bonkers Institute faintly resembles the building pictured above. | |
      At the Institute for Nearly Genuine Research, we specialize in:Psychiatry, psychology, biopsychiatry, biopsychology, psychobiology, neuropsychiatric behavioral pathology,psychoneuropharmacology, biochemical transmission reuptake inhibition, magnetic resonance image exhibition, clinical cohort victim randomization, reliably verifiable albeit statistically invalid diagnostic replication, amplified bioreductive materialistic determinism, applied remedial medical iatrogenics, nonlinear pharmocokinetic meta- analysis, asymptomatic depression screening, therapeutic intoxication... and much, much more. | |
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The Nearly Genuine and Truly Marvelous Mental Medicine Show Online Gallery of Modern and Vintage Psychiatric Drug Advertising Enter here |
Utilization of Placebo Rat Poison in Controlled Clinical Trials
Chemical Imbalance Not Otherwise Specified: Useful Diagnostic Category?
Side Effects Made Simple: Shopper's Guide to 22 Worthless Drugs
Therapeutic Efficacy of Cash in the Treatment of Anxiety and Depression
Asymptomatic Depression: Hidden Epidemic and Huge Untapped Market
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As part of a bold strategy to reach everyone on the planet, our scientific research is now freely available on the world-wide web in French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish and Swedish:
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The more pills you swallow, the more brain tissue you lose! Rate of grey matter loss in normal adolescents vs. patients treated with psychotropic drugs |