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Assorted cartoons, parody and satire aimed at the psychiatric drug industry's shameless marketing to a gullible public.
Updated monthly, with newest additions at top.
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Chantix may be an alternative, but warn your loved ones to watch out for the side effects Trying to quit smoking? there are only two things that prevent me from losing weight: diet and exercise Trying to lose weight?
Prescription drugs make me happy, but I worry that it's not genuine happiness. Ask for a drug that cures worrying. It might make you grow an exoskeleton, but you won't care. Cool! Ask your doctor for a
drug that cures worrying.		 Herb 'Burb: pills are an essential part of your daily nutrition The last pills you'll ever need.
Prescription pills? This one has the most friends. Prescriptions: this one
has the most friends. 		A tisket, a tasket, her brain is in a basket. Her brain is in a basket.
Define better.
Take one a day with tomato and cucumber Farmacy. Flabba bloba blibbidy! Hey this guy makes sense. Hey this guy
makes sense.
prescribing two slanted loops, and something that looks like a P or J - Randy Glasbergen I'm prescribing
a squiggly line. 		Mr. Medicinal: Zortafrinex may cause total scrotal implosion The right choice:
Zortafrinex®
bipolar diagnosis: true-to-life funny video Bipolar diagnosis psychiatric labels harm children Bipolar label
Beetle Bailey. Is this some desperate attempt to get attention? Help! Harry Bliss. I'm going to recommend a Thorazine-Ritalin cocktail, just to see what the heck happens. I'm going to recommend a
Thorazine-Ritalin cocktail.
Mark Thompson cartoon. When a psychiatrist says it, it's not considered psychobabble. It's not considered
psychobabble. 		Overmedicated: Here's a pill that will offset the eat-sleep-crap-screw pill. Dr. Billy Gardell
Kris Kringle opposes psychiatry Santa battles
psychiatric quackery.		 Randy Glasbergen cartoon: I'm going to prescribe something for your Prescription Deficiency Syndrome Prescription
Deficiency Syndrome
Jonny Hawkins cartoon: it is said the church is too reliant on psychology Maybe the church is too
reliant on psychology.		 pharmacy staff picks - cartoon by Harry Bliss Pharmacy
Staff Picks
Calvin and Hobbes: the pills must be working The pills must be working. teachers and school officials now have a pharmaceutical ally in the war on keeping inquisitive minds in line Keeping inquisitive minds in line.
With the right medication, you could have great self-esteem. Why settle for
good self-esteem?		 there doesn't have to be anything wrong with you - you just have to be scared Your weakness
is our strength.
if you're not depressed now, you will be by the end of this commercial Numbalex:
depressed yet?		 twitter-facebook-myspace narcissism-adhd-stalking Social media disorder
Venn Diagram
Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings. Doctor, could we
up the dosage?		 You were right. My self esteem has improved since I've begun dressing like a doctor. Patient's self-esteem
markedly improved.
this pill will help you sleep as long as you don't worry about side effects This prescription
will help you sleep.		 American Murder Association: AMA American Murder Association.
Katt Williams on Ritalin Lookin' like a flamingo. Greta ends up hospitalized due to a sudden chemical imbalance Sudden chemical imbalance.
Swallow your pill the way an alien does, with a spoonful of smooth and creamy yogurt, chocolate pudding or rose hip soup Swallow your pill
like a space alien.		 When Amy started thinking for herself, we had to nip it in the bud with Obay From the makers of
whybecauseisaidso®
medical marijuana, medical cheetos and medical Grateful Dead tickets paid for by Uncle Sam Medical Cheetos. FDA approval for Patriotox Tired of being angry?
Try new Patriotox.
Martha Rosenberg: Should I take Dexedrine? I don't know
if I should take
Dexedrine...		 Dr. Seuss: You're Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children. Good, Bad, or So-So?
Adam Zyglis - politicalirony.com Isn't that my purse? it's not genocide as such Stop using emotive words like genocide.
generic prozac now available All your back to school needs. Brainwaves by Betsy Streeter That was the sugar talking.
Nonsense! Nobody respects my opinions. he thinks the kid next door might not need Ritalin after all Wally is put on anti-paranoia medication.
is that a new mole? Hypochondriac's daily calendar. hugging deficit disorder Your new drug regimen is ready.
The Simpsons Season 20 Episode 17 - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly How Ignorital works. the medicine makes me feel worse not better Let's increase the dose.
clearly a cry for help - nik scott Clearly a cry for help. how are the moo swings - nik scott How are the moo swings?
immergé dans un océan de médicaments Drowning in a sea of pills. you don't need a pill for every ill What kind of prescription is this?

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